Tuesday, August 4, 2009

August 4

唉~~ 最近的心情都很down下的~
心情不好,肯定也会睡不好~
最近睡觉半夜会一直醒~
就知道..心情影响的~
可是都还好啦~
有嘉儿陪~
有jiu,膨,达,文,慧,网上的朋友关心~
还有每次在我难过时都陪着我的..K先生~
谢谢你们~~ 我心情好很多~
尤其是K先生~ 哈哈
口花到~~~ 好笑到~~~
爱情专家~ 是么?? 哈哈 (怀疑)
可是能逗我开心,已经算好了~ ^^


嘉儿啊~ 每次要你担心我~
真的对不起~ 我知道你一定会原谅我~ (眨眨眼)
呵呵呵呵~~(奸笑)
可是每次唱歌给你听~ 都算补偿你了吧~ ^^
哎呀,突然想念你~~ 我知道你也在想我~~ (吐石头)
很想你快点找个boyboy啊~~ 可以一起甜蜜~
唉~~ 可是呢..你要求那~~~么高~
都不知道你几时找到你的白马王子~ (很期待~~)
其实我要求也都很高的~
只是不知道怎么会喜欢上cheese..
嘉儿都吓到我说我们真的在一起了~~
他说我不可能会选学校的人~ (因为没有靓仔)
还有..我不会选乖乖仔的~
而且那时有认识一个蛮不错的~
嘉儿就以为我会选他~ 结果....呵呵
可是cheese也不是很差啦~不然怎么会喜欢他~ ^^


昨天在家BBQ~ 炸到~
我在玩电脑不知道他们在外面烧鸡~
等了很久“怎么那么久没人叫我吃东西?”
很奇怪,就下去楼下看看~
啊~~~~!怎么没叫我! 自私到~~~
上次我在家楼上要online~懒惰下去开线~
sms给mother叫他帮我开~
结果...他回粗口给我! $%#%
我回他“没家教!”
他就帮我开了~ 哈哈哈
其实mother有时会用色的话来跟我们开玩笑~
哈哈,他教我们的办法~ (炸到)


考试要到了啦~
不知道要怎么开始温习~
今年在家没动过功课~ 考试只读sejarah~
当然不够啦~ 每次以为还有很多时间~
其实如果真的要温习,时间都不够~
真正的fioline是会读书的~~ (哈哈)
只是懒惰,不想动脑~不要有压力~
就这样...成绩跌倒很够力~



给大家看下关于性的东西~
不要介意~ >

+Men+

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1) 94% of men lie about their penis size.

According to condom manufacturers,

only 6% of men use extra large condoms.

2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect

(no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth).

3) 80% of American men are circumsized.

Even though Pediatrics say it is not necessary.

4) No matter what all the ads say,

nothing can make your penis grow but time

(most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's)

5) There is no correlation between penis size and

shoe size, hand size, or nose size.

6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion."

7) Only 16% of men shave their privates.


+Some stuff on the ladies+

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1) Only 9% of women around the globe

consider themselves "attractive"

43% of women use the term "natural",

24% say they have "average" looks,

8% prefer the term "feminine",

7% say they are "good looking", and

7% say they are "cute", and finally only

2% of women say they are "sexy".

2) An estimated 85% of women wear the wrong size bra.

3) 60% of women have had breast implants.

4) 75% of women dont like oral sex

5) 95% of women shave their privates.


+Both+

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1) Masturbation is healthy for both men and women.

2) 70% of highschoolers have had sex before they have graduated.

27% loose their virginity senior prom night.

Only 3% wait until marriage.

3) 95% of men would have sex with a girl after 1 month of dating.

Only 10% of women feel this way.


+5 Reasons Why Sex is Good+

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1) It is a good workout. Sex burns about 150

calories every half an hour of it. It will lower your

cholesterol and improve breathing circulation.

2) You won't get sick. According to research if

you have sex 1-2 times a week you are less likely to get sick.

3) You'll feel happier. You will feel a greater sense of well-being.

Women who have more sex were clinically proven

to be less depressed than women who dont have sex.

4) Makes you look better - [ problem is, ugly people don`t get any ].

Sex releases hormones in you which make your skin

and hair softer and shinier and tone your physique.

5) (The best reason) You will live longer. Studies

prove that sex makes you live longer.

Men who had sex 1-2 times a week had half the death rate

as those who did not indulge themselves at least once a month.

It also makes you look younger.

If you have sex 3 times a week you may look up to

10 years younger than you really are.



好笑的歌~ 很废!
按进去听听~ ^^
uncle fucka